Naruto series is no behind is boasting considerable goosebumps-giving punchlines. Lets get started with them.
" I am Kakashi Hatake, the Copy Ninja. I know a thousand jutsu, and now I will use them all and live upto my name. - Kakashi Hatake "
" Am I perspiring?.... No, its just rain.. This fools can never make me sweat. - Obito Uchiha "
" Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realise that only pain, suffering, and futility exist in this reality. — Madara Uchiha. "
" Every jutsu has its weakness. This jutsu's weakness and risk is...the existence of me! — Itachi Uchiha. "
BELIEVE IT!
Naruto Uzumaki